Looks like everyone's favourite mogul is getting in with the recession busting Xmas spirit and sending out cheapo home adapted cards this year. Hope 2010 is a bit more prosperous for you Steve.
Completely ignoring the lyrics to the classic Tom Waits tune and instead taking the title at face value, here's one rider who's not going to be winning anymore races. Sozzled, blotto and pie-eyed, it's dangerous been asleep at the wheel and doubly so in charge of a steed.
Shock revelations surrounding the recent hubbub of Michael Jackson's return to the live (O2) Arena show that it may be more of a case of saving the flailing UK economy as opposed to Mr Jackson keeping his Neverland Ranch afloat. UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown (a huge Jackson fan) is reported to have instigated the initial deal in coaxing the retiring mega star back to these shores with the aim of boosting the travel and tourism industry into the UK. With the initial announcement of 10 exclusive dates at the capitals O2 Arena already creating a wave of registrations for the tickets, demand for this is going to be huge, opened up to 200 countries the future for the UK travel business is positive. Unconfirmed reports are now also stating that the events are really only a dry run to establish how well London's transport system will hold up in preparation for the 2012 Olympic Games. Tessa Jowell, the Olympic Minister was unavailable to comment.